What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Octopussy

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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